MikeComedy

Googling yourself: Cyber-Vanity

Googling common misspellings of your name: Neurotic Self-Aggrandizement

Finding a two year old posting of a person with whom you went to college misspelling your name while insulting you in passing while posting on the website of someone else with whom you went to college: Priceless.

Yesterday I did a search on a misspelling on my name, which is kind of a silly thing to do to begin with, and it turned up someone referencing me in what I can only assume is a derisive way. It’s a perfect example of paranoia gone terribly right.

Behold my found art:

P.S. It’s “you’re” going to hell. And yes, you are. Just kidding, there is no god.